Tag Archives: Halloween

Oct. 26, 2017 Amazon Inside

Amazon wants to sell you a security system they can unlock to put packages inside your house. Just in time for Halloween. “We’ve traced the package… it’s inside your house!”¬†Of course, if people are already taking packages from your house, how will Amazon deliver a device that protects them? Somewhere burglars will have a truckload of anti-burglar devices that they will be afraid to fence because it will just make their lives harder.

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Oct. 31, 2016 Don’t Beer The Reaper

It was Halloween in San Francisco, or as I call it, Monday. People are always dressing in crazy costumes. I was in the checkout line at the supermarket and saw the guy in front of me dressed as the Grim Reaper, scythe and all. I was figuratively waiting behind Death, who was trying to buy a case of light beer. The cashier said she needed valid ID. The guy said he must have left it in his other shroud and left the beer on the conveyor belt.

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