We took possession of our great aunt’s old gingerbread house today! It is old but has good bones.
Turns out the bones are from great aunt. Call funeral home.
Apparently a house made mostly of sugar attracts ants. Call pest control.
Christmas lights from 1960s are not up to code. Fortunately all the asbestos helped contain the fire. Call fire department.
Rats file lawsuit about lead paint. Call lawyers.
Decorative pipes burst. There is icing everywhere. Call plumbers.
Inspector finds foundation made of fruitcake. No one wants it.
Gingerbread house eaten by raccoons. Insurance does not cover it.
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