- People still smoke. Fifty years ago there was an ashtray for every carseat. Twenty five years ago there was a cupholder. Now every seat has a phone charger. I wonder what other health hazards await us?
- We are still fighting China. We have always been at war with Eastasia.
- We are still fighting Russia. We have always been at war with Eurasia.
- A robot vacuum can clean your entire house, unless there are stairs.
- A robot car can take you to work, unless there are other cars (or people or squirrels) on the road.
- A phone can tell you anything you want to know. It can also tell anyone else anything they want to know about you.
- You have to pay to watch Gilligan’s Island but it is on a TV the size of billiard table.
- Because of global warming, you can wear white after Labor Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas.
- Because of global warming, you can sail from Tokyo to London through the Arctic Ocean and still eat too much on the cruise.
- Grown adults are driving around in bicycles, scooters and skateboard like children in a1950s cul de sac.
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