December 1st
We took possession of our great aunt’s old gingerbread house today! It is old but has good bones.
December 2nd
Turns out the bones are from great aunt. Call funeral home.
December 3rd
Apparently a house made mostly of sugar attracts ants. Call pest control.
December 4th
Christmas lights from 1960s are not up to code. Fortunately all the asbestos helped contain the fire. Call fire department.
December 5th
Rats file lawsuit about lead paint. Call lawyers.
December 6th
Decorative pipes burst. There is icing everywhere. Call plumbers.
December 7th
Inspector finds foundation made of fruitcake. No one wants it.
December 8th
Gingerbread house eaten by raccoons. Insurance does not cover it.
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