Aug. 11, 2015 Apocalypse Cow

It is hard to eat healthy on the road. After a long drive down the highway I stopped at a fast food restaurant. I ordered a hamburger and got a funny answer. The kid behind the counter said “We have no meat.” The manager forgot to order more food the day before. I took it as a sign and walked across the parking lot to a grocery store and tried to buy a banana at the self-checkout stand. Apparently bananas have no barcodes and I was told to wait until the manager came back from their lunch break to reset the machine. I decided to keep driving. Maybe I would find some quinoa by the side of the road.

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