Aug. 1, 2015 Zombie HOA 6

Dear Resident:

It has come to the attention of the Sunnyfield Estates Homeowner’s Association that residents are not placing their trash in the dumpsters. While waste pickup has been erratic recently, the trash must be in dumpsters when the truck does finally arrive. If the dumpster is full, use the recycling bins, but make sure to staple an identifying tag so you can be fined for violating the HOA agreement as seen on page 8. Burying bodies on the property is not only against the HOA agreement as seen on page 9, it is a local zoning code violation. The punishment is currently death, which only compounds the problem.

Regards,

Clewlissa Finch, Property Manager

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