Jun. 9, 2013 Blumbers

djcblumbers

Listening

In a democracy, a government listens to its people. This week, we found out it really listens. I think there might be a whole new range of government services available. Does this mean we can get a discount on our Family and Friends Surveillance plan? Is the sound quality so bad because every call is a conference call? Do I have to share a pizza when I order one, if so who tips? Can they call and remind me when I’m late for meeting? Can I get a transcript of the conversation with my neighbor about getting my lawnmower back? Do you press star after punching the coordinates for a drone strike?

Copyright 2013 DJ Cline All rights reserved.