Jan. 20, 2013 Blumbers

The Fluper Bowl

Everybody has been affected by the current flu epidemic, even football players. In order draw a wider audience I think the Super Bowl should be renamed the Fluper Bowl. The football would be a Kleenex box covered in leather and the opposing teams would fight for tissues. Nurses and hospital beds would be waiting just beyond the goal posts. The players would wear jerseys displaying their current body temperatures. The half time show would display slides of the players blood work ups. Players would be tested for using antibiotics instead of steroids. The winning coach would be dowsed with Nyquil from a cooler. Winning players would turn to the cameras an announce that they were going to the Mayo Clinic.

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