Top Ten Things About Steve Jobs Yacht
- The crew all wear blue jeans and the same color shirt.
- No one has figured out how to turn the engine off.
- A flotilla of ships follow it around constantly updating it.
- It secretly still uses Google Maps for navigation.
- Samsung has a nearly identical ship for half the price.
- The new docking port is incompatible with earlier yachts.
- To sound the horn you have to use iTunes.
- Microsoft has a yacht but no one is allowed to board it.
- If the ship gets wet it voids the warranty.
- Steve Jobs would have loved it.
- Piracy concerns include real pirates!
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